Social workers have taken Charlie Sheen's twin sons away from their mother Brooke Mueller and placed them with another of his ex-wives: Denise Richards, who really deserves some sort of medal by now.
WTW??? CHARLIE SHEEN AND BROOKE MUELLER TOGETHER AGAIN???: Could it be? Are CHARLIE SHEEN and BROOKE MUELLER giving love another shot? TMZ reports that the pair have been getting closer since Charlie's last goddess flew the coop.
CHARLIE SHEEN'S BABY MAMA DIVORCE DRAMA OVER: Listen up prospective goddesses ... CHARLIE SHEEN is officially a single man!!! His long-awaited divorce from Brooke Mueller is finally - after six months - a done deal.
LADY GAGA RANTS - DROPS THE 'R' WORD: In an interview in the new issue of "NME" magazine, LADY GAGA proved she can be just as insensitive as the rest of us by dropping the "R-word." Yup, Gaga used the no longer politically correct word, "retarded."
CHARLIE'S SHEEN-ANIGANS = WINNING: Could CHARLIE SHEEN be bringing his winning ways back to "Two and a Half Men"? Maybe so, because according to reports all over the World Wide Web of Misinformation, there's talk CBS is seriously thinking of offering Charlie his old job back.
CHARLIE'S SHEEN-ANIGANS: CHARLIE SHEEN was rushed to the hospital yesterday late morning with severe abdominal pains. Of course, everyone immediatley thought 'overdose' ... well, except for me. I thought for sure he'd been crushed to death under a pile of porn stars. But I digress