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Your Toilet Might Explode – But It Won’t Have Anything To Do With What You Ate

Do you have a toilet in your house?  Well, you better run for your life, because it could be a ticking time bomb!

About 2.3 MILLION TOILETS in the U.S. are being recalled because of a flaw in their flushing system that makes them RANDOMLY EXPLODE.  *aaauuugggghhhhh!!! run for the hills!*

So far, at least 304 toilets have blown, and there’s no telling when the rest could go – you know those toilets, they’re really sneaky.

The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission decided to state the obvious when talking about what could happen to your backside coming in contact with flying porcelain when they said you could get quote, “impact or laceration injuries.”

The toilets being recalled were made by seven major manufacturers between 1997 and 2008 and include all the big toilet names like American Standard, Crane, Kohler, Eljer, Mansfield, St. Thomas, and Gerber.

If you think your toilet might be laying in wait for that perfect moment to perforate your behind, you should shut off the water to it and call 800-303-5123 for a repair kit.



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