Back in September, 61-year-old Paul Lovell of London, England was caught doing unspeakable things with a sheep. Well, he’s on trial now, and before you get all judge-y about his preference in partners, Lovell revealed a perfectly good reason for getting all smoove up with livestock.

He told the court he only did it after a cow rejected him! After his attempt at bovine love failed, Lovell decided to "try his luck with some sheep."

I know you're dying to know, so here's a photo of the freak. Don't be fooled, though; he's not too classy to get-it-on with animals. He's just British.