Hollywood Dirt – Wardrobe Mishap Reveals Salma Hayek’s Bare Behind + Orlando Bloom, Miranda Kerr Split
SPLITSVILLE – POPULATION ORLANDO BLOOM: ORLANDO BLOOM and MIRANDA KERR’S three year marriage has come to an end. A rep for Bloom tells E! News “they have been amicably separated for the past few months [and have] decided to formalize their separation.” He did not offer a reason for the split. Miranda gave birth to the couple’s son Flynn in January 2011.
JON CRYER’S EX WANTS BIG BUCKS TO STOP RICH KIDS FROM BULLYING THEIR SON:JON CRYER’S ex-wife wants a huge increase in child support, and she’s blaming the rich bullies at their son’s exclusive private school. Sarah Trigger says 13-year-old Charlie Cryer is taunted and ridiculed because he can’t compete with his classmates’ lavish lifestyle.
She complains that his friends go on “exotic vacations in the summer and winter like Europe and Thailand,” but Charlie can’t afford the same. She also points to the “huge” birthday parties and Bar Mitzvahs and Bat Mitzvahs “all with custom invitations, a dress code and huge private receptions afterward.” The Two and Half Men’s ex thinks the bullying will go away if Jon increases his $8,000-a-month payments to a whopping $89,000 a month.
TORI SPELLING TOO POOR TO LET HUSBAND GET VASECTOMY: TORI SPELLING is broke. How broke? So broke she can’t afford a vasectomy for her husband. Tori opens up about her dire financial situation in People magazine, admitting that hubby Dean McDemott decided against getting the procedure (which ranges from $350 to $1000) after their business manager said the couple couldn’t afford it.
Tori says their finances began to decline in 2011 when they sold their home at a loss and Tori’s antique-vintage boutique InvenTORI failed. Then their reality show, Tori and Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood, was canceled a year ago. Tori, whose father Aaron Spelling was one of the richest men in Hollywood, says she hasn’t bought a purse in three years!
LADY GAGA WANTS ATTENTION: LADY GAGA’S new album comes out in a couple of weeks, which means it’s time for her to start wearing ridiculous outfits in public to draw attention to herself. Here’s the strange bird-like outfit with a giant headdress that she wore in Berlin yesterday. (PHOTO) (PHOTO)
Gaga ended the day by taking a topless selfie — still wearing the moustache, plus some weird glasses . . .
COULD BE TRUE, COULD BE CRAP – BRAD PITT SHUNS SOAP: BRAD PITT has reportedly given up using soap. The “National Enquirer” claims Brad is back to emitting a foul odor like back in his bohemian, pot-smoking couch potato days. You know, when he was in the unsatisfying marriage to JENNIFER ANISTON.
Anyway, the tab says he because he no longer uses soap and instead washes with, quote, “a homemade concoction of lemons, water and apple cider vinegar.” A source says it’s because, quote, “Brad says he’s read up on the toxins of soap, especially the antibacterial ones, and feels that using them and antiperspirants is not only bad for the planet, but it also speeds up the aging process in humans.”
Word is the kids have even been calling him “stinky daddy” and ANGELINA JOLIE tolerates it as long as they’re away from each other working.
MILEY MADNESS: It’s hard to believe how quickly MILEY CYRUS has grown up in the eight short years since she rose to fame as TV’s Hannah Montana. Check out this animated GIF that chronicles her evolution from adorable child star to whatever the hell she is now (GIF)
Meanwhile … Miley was snapped flipping off the camera, tongue out, covered in dollar bills and her legs spread in front of her friend Cheyne Thomas. She liked the shot so much she put it up on her Twitter feed …
— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) October 23, 2013