Just a taste of what to expect tonight!

Starts at 6pm in downtown Las Cruces!

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Every dad has his own bag of tricks on how to make their baby laugh. This dad’s go-to is being loud and silly, and his quadruplets just love it!

Mike and I were talking this morning about what we would do if we won the more than half a beeeeeelion dollar Powerball Lottery drawing this Saturday.  I said I would throw a free concert with the original Journey line-up.  Mike clarified my statement and said that we will do that if one of us wins the entire jackpot without having to split it with anyone else.  So get ready to rock with Journey and Steve Perry, El Paso!!!!!!!!*

*This offer valid only if Mike and Tricia Mornings wins the entire Powerball jackpot and don’t have to share it with no one!!!!!!

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Pat tells this woman to, oh well, I’ll let him say it, because if I try to, I’ll just throw up:

I cannot believe what an utter moron this guy is!  ‘Provide a home for you to live in’?  ‘Is he handsome’?  Seriously?  I just cannot believe this guy……

‘Males have a tendency to wander a little bit’?

How about you tell the man “Women have a tendency to gather all your stuff and put it in your car and set it on fire if you ‘wander a little bit’”?  Here’s a little clip I wish someone would send Mr. Robertson, just so he knows that we live in the real world, not the delusional universe he does!!!!!

She added that she expects Kim and KANYE to break up “30 seconds after the baby is born” and thinks both sides are getting ready for a split. “Kanye’s about sick of all of it,” she reasons, and the Kardashians “don’t really understand what it’s like to give up for other people.”

BIKINI BEYONCE COVERED UP IN NYC: The Lower East Side of Manhattan is still a predominantly religious Jewish neighborhood, where modesty is an important part of life and BEYONCE’S new H& M bikini ad is definitely not the definition of modesty.

So residents are taking matters into their own hands and censoring the ads by covering them with tape, sheets, graffiti, and, in some cases, removing the posters completely. (PHOTO) (PHOTO)

Meanwhile … After cancelling her Tuesday show in Belgium due to exhaustion and dehydration, Bey returned to the stage last night rockin’ a form fitting body suit. Her illness sparked more rumors that she may be pregnant, but she didn’t show any signs of morning sickness last night and she sure doesn’t look it … yet.

MILEY’S MAKE UP DISASTER: MILEY CYRUS showed up at last nights Maxim magazine’s Hot 100 party looking more hot mess than hot.  What’s with The Joker smile thing going on with the bottom of her face?

DIDDY’S CAR PULLED OVER AT GUNPOINT: Has celebrity Swatting gone mobile? Check out what happened to DIDDY Wednesday after he was dropped off outside a West Hollywood private club. According to TMZ, soon after the driver drove off in Diddy’s $500,000 Maybach he was pulled over and surrounded by L.A. County Sheriff’s deputies.

It turns out a possible prankster called 911 and said someone in the car had a gun. At least nine squad cars raced to the scene with guns drawn and demanded the occupants out of the vehicle — Diddy’s bodyguard and another person. No guns were found.

THOSE ARE SOME PAINFUL LOOKING SHOES ON JULIANNE MOORE: JULIANNE MOORE walked the red carpet at the Cannes Film Festival yesterday in footwear that looked more like medieval toe-torture devices than shoes. That’s some crazy ish! Clearly, she needs to invest in some wider shoes.

CHRISTINA AGUILERA SHOWS US HER PICS: CHRISTINA AGUILERA has been on a major slim down of late. I don’t know what she’s doing, but girl be looking foine! Check out the pic she posted on her Facebook page yesterday …

SHAKIRA NOT RETURNING TO ‘THE VOICE’: With the aforementioned Christina Aguilera signing back on for “The Voice”, SHAKIRA officially bids farewell. “I really enjoyed The Voice, but I also have a musical career and I’m also a mother now and my poor baby’s so tired flying such long distances,” she tells E! News, adding, “So I think I have to give him a little break and we’ll see what happens in the future.”

Meanwhile … NICKI MINAJ will not be back for a second season as a judge on “American Idol.” At least not according to Us Weekly. The tab claims she had always planned to leave after one season, and says she will turn her complete attention to writing and recording her next album, touring, and her business ventures. No word from Nicki herself or Idol producers yet.

The El Paso Museum of Art has movies every Saturday afternoon with their World Cinema Series. This Saturday in the El Paso Energy Auditorium, they’re showing ‘Iron Man’ at 2 p.m. You know the story -

(cue Big Voice Guy) After an accident, billionaire industrialist Tony Stark creates a suit that sustains his life. When he heals, he decides to use his technology to fight crime and leads a double life as Iron Man in this comic book adventure.

Pretty cool, huh? Kids will love to see the movie, and then you can get some culture in them by walking through the museum!

If you are a member of the museum, the movie is free. Kids age 12 and under are free, depending on the film’s rating. If you are a non-member of the museum, the suggested donation is 3 dollars.

The donation is for a worthy cause, it helps buy books for the El Paso Museum of Art Algur H. Meadows Library.  Seating is limited to 212 people, and is on a first-come, first-served basis, so get there early for the best seating.

Parking for the Museum is at the Mills Street, Camino Real, and Convention Center garages for a small fee, and there is metered parking throughout downtown.

Someone on ESPN’s “First Take” was having some serious digestive issues yesterday. Okay, to be fair, I don’t know for sure that it was actually an air biscuit or if someone was goofing around in the studio and made it seem like one of them cut the cheese, but it’s interesting to note that at the very end you can see host Cari Champion grinning and fanning her papers. And then there’s this; when ESPN re-aired the show later in the day, the sound was edited out. We Report, You Decide!

A 14-month-old girl in Philadelphia went on one wild ride before she ever had a chance to get on the train.

The girl was in her stroller on a subway platform when she rolled onto the tracks.

An official with the Southeastern Pennsylvania Transportation Authority explained what happened:

What it looks like to us is that the mother became distracted by something, didn’t apply the brake on the stroller and the stroller was able to move off the platform and onto the tracks.”

The mother and others in the vicinity jumped onto the tracks to help save the baby, while police ordered an oncoming train to stop. The baby was brought to a hospital for a cut on her forehead.

It should also be noted that the item that jumps out of the stroller once it hit the tracks is either a towel or a bag – not the baby.

Source: Baby in Stroller Miraculously Survives After Falling Onto Train Tracks

Mark, Jared and David…Junior Doctor stopped by and paid me a visit! So fun having them in. Live music is awesome and these guys take the cake! You can catch them tonight at The Tequila Garage Bar at 9pm for the show! Don’t miss it.

While in the studio they mentioned an awesome opportunity for their fans to send in their “Love Stories” and they will write a song just for you and put it on their YouTube channel! Want to submit a story? Email them to jrdrlovestory@gmail.com!

Also check out their website!

Here is a couple songs from Junior Doctor!

Riding a motorcycle at 200+ miles per hour with just a helmet and some thin racing gear as the only things between you and possible death is pretty impressive. It’s even impressive when you fall off the bike and escape with nothing more than a broken foot and an insane case of road rash.

Chris Matheson, a three-time Australian Top Fuel Motorcycle champion, was competing in the Sydney Dragway’s 2013 Nitro Champs event last week when he lost control of his motorcycle and bailed off. He bounced off the track and rolled for nearly 100 feet before coming to a stop.

He was clocked at 230 miles per hour just before the accident, and hit the ground with insane momentum, so it’s really nothing short of amazing he was able to limp away from this accident.

Source: Guy Bails on Bike Going 230 MPH, Rolls For About a Week, Only Breaks His Foot

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There are those people whose bucket list consists of spending at least one summer in Paris before being bagged, tagged and greeted by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. And then, there are those whose aspirations to fulfill their lifelong dreams are a bit more modest – like getting sauced in some of the most culturally significant bars in America.

Seriously, while the average Joe is scratching off death defying feats, like skydiving and bungee jumping, Dr. Clint Lanier and Derek Hembree are plotting a debaucherous journey to 40 of their favorite bars in the United States with the most historical relevance.

Incidentally, making the “must-visit” list with other famous watering holes in places like Boston, Chicago and New York is the legendary Rosa’s Cantina in El Paso, Texas, ranking in at number 6. This roadside saloon is said to have inspired the song “El Paso” by Marty Robbins, and tourists from all over visit the tavern every year just to have a few beers and listen to the infamous ballad where it was first conceptualized.

Here are the Top 10 Must-Visit Bars in America:

1. Heinold’s First and Last Chance Saloon – Oakland, CA.

2. City Tavern – Philadelphia, PA.

3. Pioneer Saloon – Goodsprings, NV.

4. El Chapultepec – Denver, CO.

5. McSorley’s – New York City

6. Rosa’s Cantina – El Paso, TX.

7. Scholz Garten – Austin, TX.

8. Green Mill Lounge – Chicago, IL.

9. The Townhouse Venice and Del Monte Speakeasy – Venice Beach, CA

10. The Old ’76 House – Tappan, NY

The host of a BBC radio show was pulled off the air on her last day because listeners thought she sounded drunk. Paula White confessed to having “a couple of drinks” before taking to the airwaves, but denied being toasted after a  listener texted her to say she sounded drunk. The audio says different,though. And management obviously thought so too, making the decision to yank her off the air after thirty minutes of listening to her slur her words.

Experience isn’t always the most important qualification for a politician. Sometimes dimples work just fine.

The mayor of teeny, tiny Dorset, Minnesota (population 22) is a four-year-old boy named Robert “Bobbie” Tufts.

We don’t know if his senior advisor is Rubber Duckie or if he pledged naptime for all citizens, but Bobbie won the coveted post in a drawing the town has each year, in which a name is pulled out of a hat. It only costs a dollar to enter and you don’t have to live in the town, which just goes to show Dorset treats its community a little bit differently than, say, every other town in the world.

Bobbie’s term will come to a close in August, but his constituents have certainly taken a shine to him. One person in town said, “He’s right in your face and well-spoken. You can’t imagine what a ball of fire he is. He’s amazing. He’s just completely amazing.”

As part of his mayoral duties, Bobbie helps people cross the street, as well as cheers up the townsfolk by singing and dancing. Of course, being the age of four, you can’t help but wonder if he’s tried to get a Thomas the train station to roll through town, too.

Unlike many other politicians, Bobbie seems untainted by scandal — for now, anyway. The tot, who has yet to finish kindergarten, claims to only have one girlfriend. But we all know how power attracts scandal, right?

Source: 4-Year-Old Mayor Is the Cutest Politician You Will Ever See

The amazingly talented Spinderella breaks world records and she is only twelve!

She currently holds the world record for the longest consecutive head spins. If that isn’t enough, she has mastered head spinning on a can. This looks like it seriously hurts but she makes it look so easy!

The cute little girl dancing in the background stole my attention but still incredibly awesome!

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RiRi posted a photo to Instagram with the caption: “If I drop all my hoes for you and we still don’t work out you owe me some hoes.” Brown tweeted back: “She’s not mine if she’s everybody else’s.” On Saturday, Rihanna went back on Instagram and wrote: “Bad girls want a real n***aaa… Cuz real n***az just wanna phuck.” Your move Chris.

BROWN’S CREEPY CURBSIDE ART SCARING NEIGHBORHOOD KIDS: We know he’s more than a handful as a boyfriend, but now CHRIS BROWN is being accused of being a bad neighbor for putting up what some call disturbing artwork along a fence at his Hollywood Hills home.

The art in question features over sized faces of sharp-tooth, red-eyed goblin-like figures that one neighborhood group leader says is scaring the local kids. L.A. city code officials sided with the neighbors and fined Brown $376 for un-permitted and excessive signage, but Brown remains defiant. Chris sent out a not-so-neighborly tweet Saturday which read:

Keep em inside then! It’s art. There are scarier creatures on Harry potter. Get a fucking life!

— Chris Brown(@chrisbrown) May 12, 2013

CELEBRITIES SHOW US THEIR MOTHER’S DAY PICS: Celebrities, they’re just like us! They too celebrated Mother’s Day with their children, and some of them even shared the personal pics on their social media page.

GISELE BUNDCHEN posted a pic of her own and her daughter Vivian’s toes …

PINK Tweeted out a photo of herself with daughter Willow and the caption “Thank you @hartluck for giving me the greatest gift of my life, my reason to celebrate today” …

GIULIANA RANCIC posted a photo of son Duke. “Best. Morning. Ever!”she captioned it …

WATCH KANYE RUN HEADFIRST INTO A STREET SIGN: KANYE WEST ran headfirst into a street sign the other day while trying to avoid getting his picture taken. Kanye and KIM KARDASHIAN were out in Beverly Hills on Friday, and as usual they were being hounded by the paparazzi. Unfortunately for Kanye, he had his head down and didn’t see the “severe tire damage” sign as he rolled up on it and he smacked into it head first! TMZ has video, but sadly, the photogs didn’t capture the actual moment of impact.

Initially, Kanye didn’t go off the guys as hard as you’d imagine he would … but when he came out of the restaurant later, he went ballistic. He charged at one guy, screaming, quote, “Don’t take [a effing] ‘nother photo, man! Don’t take another [effing] photo man! Don’t take no photos! Stop it! All of you mother[effers] stop it, man!”

Kanye ended up with a little gash on his forehead. (PHOTO)

On a related Kardashian note … sister KHLOE and LAMAR ODOM joined the celebrity swatting victims club on Friday. TMZ says police raced to the couple’s home with guns drawn after they received a call that Lamar was shot by a friend. Cops found Lammie alone at home, and unharmed.

COULD BE TRUE, COULD BE CRAP – LINDSAY LOHAN READY TO BOLD REHAB: LINDSAY LOHAN isn’t even two weeks into her 90-day court-ordered rehab stint and already she’s threatening to leave. TMZ claims Linds is furious that The Betty Ford Center has cut off her supply of Adderall.

I have no idea if this is even remotely true, but by Lindsay Lohan standards, it’s not that far-fetched. Supposedly, after evaluating her, doctors at the center decided she doesn’t need her pills, despite LoHo’s claims she suffers from attention deficit hyperactivity disorder. They believe there are substitute meds she can take that don’t have the addictive qualities of Adderall. Word is Linds is bugging out and has been telling friends she wants to move to another facility. At this point, though, it’s highly unlikely a judge will let her leave.

WATCH KATY PERRY GYRATE WITH JAGGER IN VEGAS: KATY PERRY joined MICK JAGGER and the Rolling Stones for a sexy rendition of “Beast of Burdon” on Saturday at the band’s Las Vegas stop. Fan footage shows a thigh-high leather boot-wearing Perry bumping and grinding with the 69-year old Jagger. Perry later tweeted: “Yes, I just did gyrated (sic) on Mick Jagger. WHAT?!”

WATCH: KENDRA WILKINSON, former Miss Alabama and “Splash” contestant KATHERINE WEBB, and “Real Housewives of Orange County” housewife ALEXIS BELLINO went on JAY LENO’S “Tonight Show” on Friday to play Jay’s patented “Battle of the Celebrity All Stars” trivia contest. Let’s just say If they’re not playing dumb on purpose, well, then it’s a good thing they’re hot.

Watching kids and their priceless reactions to tasting new foods for the very first time is too funny. Watching them react to new foods in slow motion is both funny and adorable! [Note to Anchovy kid: I feel the same way about those things. Can you believe some people ruin a good pizza with them?]