FROM THE VAULT OF COMEDY... INSPIRED BY LINDSAY LOHAN:  A day after announcing LiLo would appear on The Late Show and read a Top 10 List, Letterman's production company issued a retraction, saying it and Linds had been scammed ...

When we read on one of the gossip websites Lindsay wants to open her own boutique selling , of all things, jewelry - this after she'd been accused of stealing jewelry! Well, we had to wonder ...