Hey, ladies! Attend this weekend's  football clinic and you won't have to be completely clueless when the season officially gets underway in a few weeks.

The return of what used to be known as the UTEP Football 101 Ladies Clinic -- since re-branded as the State Farm Powder Puff Expo and Lunch -- happens this Saturday, August 18.

The free event will not only give you the opportunity to learn the fundamentals of the game from coach Mike Price himself, but you'll get a free lunch out of it as well.

So if you think football players wear 'outfits' and a safety is nothing more than a pin, then you should plan to attend.  RSVP ahead of time by calling 747-8426, or email bea.Lich@imgworld.com