COVER SHOT - MILEY CYRUS: Stop us if you've heard this before -- MILEY CYRUS is appearing online nude and with her tongue sticking out. This time for the cover of Rolling Stone magazine, where she appears topless and licking her shoulder ...

Inside the magazine, Miley talks about the VMA's, her booty, and JUSTIN BIEBER among other things. Here are some highlights:

On her VMAs performance: "I thought that’s what the VMAs were all about! It’s not the Grammys or the Oscars. You’re not supposed to show up in a gown, Vanna White-style… It’s supposed to be fun!"

On her butt: "People are like, ‘Miley thinks she’s a black girl, but she’s got the flattest [butt] ever.' I’m like, 'I’m 108 pounds! I know! '"

On Justin Bieber: “He really can sing. I just don’t want to see him f*** that up, to where people think he’s Vanilla Ice. I tell him that. Like, ‘You don’t want to become a joke.’”

To celebrate her first "Rolling Stone" cover story, Miley got the word "Rolling" tattooed on the bottom of her right foot, and "Stone" tattooed on the bottom of her left. But because she's a baller and all, she used a dollar sign instead of an "s".


LAMAR ODOM BREAKS SILENCE - DENIES KARDASHIAN'S DROVE HIM TO DRUGS: LAMAR ODOM has finally broken his silence on his reported drug addiction after his father, Joe, talked smack about the Kardashians to a gossip site the other day.

Lamar ripped him a new one after his dad told Radar Online “the Kardashians are to blame for all my son's problems,” adding, "He hasn't really accomplished anything since he's been with them. Without them, he'd still be in the NBA playing basketball. He'd be playing for the Lakers and be one of the top players in the league." Joe then lashed out at KHLOE saying all of Lamar's problems began after he got together with her, calling their marriage "the curse of his life."

Well, last night Odom lit into his dad in a message on TwitLonger that read in part: “He was absent ALL of my life due to his own can a man who has NOT once called me to check on my well being have the nerve to talk so recklessly about his own ‘son.’ He is my downfall! His own demons may be the ONLY thing he gave to me...He is disrespecting the ONLY FAMILY that has loved me without expecting anything in return.” You can read his entire rant HERE.

KANYE CLAIMS SELF DEFENSE IN PAPARAZZI ALTERCATION: KANYE WEST has filed a countersuit against the photographer who is suing him for damages in connection with an altercation at LAX in July. In court papers, Kanye says he acted in self-defense when he shoved paparazzo Daniel Ramos, explaining the photographer “willfully and wrongfully caused (West) to reasonably believe his safety was in danger.”

In addition to Ramos’ civil suit, Kanye is facing criminal charges of battery and attempted grand theft. If convicted he could face up to a year in prison.

CHARLIE SHEEN SHOWS UP FOR JURY DUTY: CHARLIE SHEEN showed up to a Los Angeles courthouse yesterday, but he wasn’t in any kind of trouble -- he was there for jury duty.


He told an inquiring cameraman he was hoping to sit on a “multiple homicide case” because it would be interesting, and that he was “more qualified” to judge a drug case because of his past history. Sadly, Charlie won't get a chance to judge any of it. He was dismissed from jury duty at around 3 pm.

TODAY IN CELEBRITY WARDROBE MALFUNCTIONS - JUSTIN BIEBER: You know those how JUSTIN BIEBER like to wear his pants low? Well, it nearly caused a butt-flash on stage in Singapore ...

JUSTIN BIEBER PURGING HIS POSSE: TMZ reports JUSTIN BIEBER has supposedly booted Lil Twist and Lil Za from his Calabasas, CA mansion after several pieces of bling went missing while he was away and his pals were at play. The Bieb has put up with a lot of grief caused by the two trouble making members of his entourage -- who've wrecked his cars, threatened his neighbors and damaged his house. But the hanger-on’s apparently used up the last of his patience last week by throwing an out-of-control party where someone walked off with Justin's jewels.

Sources told TMZ he’s blaming Twist and Za for allowing the heist to happen, so he’s kicked them out of his huge home. People around Bieber, including manager Scooter Braun, are hoping this is a sign he’s trying to turn his life around.

AMANDA BYNES ‘MENTALLY UNFIT’ TO STAND TRIAL: AMANDA BYNES' lawyer has told the judge in her DUI case that Bynes is mentally unfit to stand trial.

Amanda, who is currently under lock-down in a psychiatric hospital, was supposed to appear in an L.A. court yesterday (Tuesday) for her DUI arrest in 2012 but her attorney told the judge Amanda did not have the mental capacity to understand the nature of the legal proceedings. The judge transferred the matter to the mental health court, where another judge will conduct a hearing next month to determine Bynes' mental competency.

KELLY CLARKSON FORCED TO SELL JANE AUSTEN RING: When KELLY CLARKSON bought a ring at auction that was once owned by Jane Austen, one of the most widely read authors in history, the British government went nuts because they didn't want the "national treasure" to leave the country. In the end Kelly, who has been a huge Austen fan since childhood, avoided an "international incident" by agreeing to sell it to the Jane Austen Museum for $250,000 -- the amount she paid.

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LINDSAY LOHAN'S MOM PLEADS NOT GUILTY TO DUI: Dina Lohan isn't going down without a fight -- she pleaded not guilty to DUI charges yesterday morning (Tuesday) in Long Island, New York. Dina, whose breathalyzer measured more than twice the legal limit when she was arrested two weeks ago, has been released on supervised probation. She's also had to turn over her driver's license while her case is ongoing.

The not-guilty plea is likely a legal move to buy some time to work out a plea bargain. Dina is due back in court on October 23rd.

SIMON COWELL QUOTE/UNQUOTE: SIMON COWELL says he'll be involved in his child's life, but his involvement will not start in the delivery room. "I know this sounds awful," said Simon on a recent radio interview, "but it's like you don't want to go in to the restaurant while they're making your dinner. There are certain things you shouldn't see and that is one of them."

'DANCING' UPDATE - BILL NYE INJURED, MAY HAVE TO QUIT: Bill Nye the Science Guy may be out at "Dancing With the Stars". The 57-year-old injured his knee when he tripped at the end of his paso doble on Monday night, and may have to bow out of the program. If he is forced to withdraw, the show may skip an elimination, or bring back KEYSHAWN JOHNSON, who was the first booted this week.


Although it will depend on what the doctor say, it sounds like Nye wants to keep on dancing. Last night, he posted the above photo of himself in a doctor's office, with his knee all wrapped up. The caption said, quote, "Here is the scoop: Partially torn ligament. Awaiting the doc's orders with Tyne. We plan to dance! Stand by."