Tony: "Baby, can you pass the sugar?"

Rosie: "You know, John Tesh says the red ones cause cancer in lab rats"

Tony: "Do I look like a rodent to you?. O.K. then can you give me a blue one?"

Rosie: "John Tesh says the blue ones kill brain cells and cause short term memory loss!" 

Tony: "All right, then give me one of each. If I get cancer, I don't want to know about it!!"