This Is My Brain On Football

So Darren is watching the Dallas Cowboys suck bad against the Chicago Bears right now.  This means I'M watching Dallas Cowboys suck bad against the Chicago Bears as well.  I'm taking one for the team, but I'll tell ya, the game looks a little different to me than it does to Darren.

I don't mind watching the game because I can always flip through my latest 'InStyle' magazine, or surf the net.  But, Darren would like to watch the game with someone who isn't checking out a glossy mag or trolling youtube for cute puppy videos.  Unfortunately for him, he only has me tonight.

About 2 minutes ago, I had to watch the 80th play that Darren told me I just HAD to see.  But, this is Darren's brain on Monday Night Football:

And this is MY brain on Monday Night Football:

Any questions?