The Top Reasons Why Chocolate is Better Than a Man
The upcoming 93.1 KISS-FM ”A Chocolate Affair” reminded me of this classic list; The Top 20 Reasons Why Chocolate is Better Than a Man:
20. All the good Chocolate isn’t already taken.
19. Chocolate never leaves the seat up.
18. Chocolate is easily molded.
17. All your friends understand what you see in it.
16. Every Chocolate is rich.
15. Its sole purpose is to give you pleasure.
14. When you’ve had enough Chocolate, you can put it away in its box.
13. Chocolate might make you fat, but it can’t make you pregnant.
12. You can spot the nutty ones immediately.
11. PMS only makes you appreciate it more.
10. With Chocolate, you can admit that size really matters.
9. You don’t have to go clubbin’ to pick up Chocolate.
8. Your mother will never say it’s not good enough for you.
7. If you and your best friend like the same Chocolate, it’s not a problem.
6. Chocolate can be sweet without having ulterior motives.
5. You can have more than one Chocolate a day, and nobody will call you a skank.
4. You always know where your Chocolate is.
3. If you want to make it hard, you just stick it in the fridge.
2. With Chocolate, you never have to fake being satisfied!
And the #1 Reason Why Chocolate is Better Than a Man…
1. Chocolate is always there for you when you need it!
I hope to see you at The Fountains at Farah on Thursday, January 30th, 2014. Sample all kinds of chocolate goodies from some of the area’s best chocolate vendors while you listen to live jazz music and take in the beauty of The Fountains’ promenade. Details and ticket information can be found HERE.