I love to play the Lotto.  But I think I'm going to have a lot of competition for Friday night's Mega Millions drawing!

Nobody won last night's Mega Millions drawing, including me, so Friday night's jackpot is an estimated 476 MEEEEELION DOLLARS!  Holy cow!  That is the largest jackpot in the history of Mega Millions, and I'M GONNA WIN IT!  Of course, I'll give some money away to charity blah, blah, blah - can you imagine having that kind of money dropped into your lap?!!!!!!!  What would you do with HALF A BEEEEELION DOLLARS?