The 5 Couples You’ll See In A Restaurant This Valentine’s Day
Valentine’s Day is Sunday, and that means a lot of us will be going to dinner with our significant other. Dinner sounds lovely doesn’t it? Well, when it’s Valentine’s Day dinner, there’s a lot of added pressure being served up alongside the appetizer and entree. While you’re hanging out at the bar waiting an hour and a half for your your table, see if you can spot these couples.
The ‘What Made Us Think A First Date On Valentine’s Day Was A Good Idea?’ Couple
This couple made a date for Sunday night without paying attention to the date. Now they’re surrounded by red hearts and candlelight, and they’re both dreading the inevitable awkward moment when the guy selling overpriced roses shows up at their table.
The ‘I’m Wiped Out After A Tough Week, But She Made Me Take Her Out’ Couple
This couple isn’t arguing, but they’re not happy either. He wants to skip the appetizer and dessert so they can get home, and she’s insisting on ordering the only item on the menu that takes forty minutes to prepare. He’s wondering how long this is going to take, and she’s thinking ‘I shaved my legs for this?’
The ‘Oh God, They’re So Happy They Make Everyone Else In The Place Sick’ Couple
This couple has been married for years, clearly has kids because she’s wearing a red and white macaroni necklace, and are holding hands and having a great time. They risk getting pelted with dinner rolls and little coffee creamer containers by the rest of us as we roll our eyes at them.
The ‘Can You Believe How Weird All These Other Couples Are?’ Couple
This couple is you and your man, because, really, you two are the only normal ones in the joint!
The ‘We Just Had A Fight In The Car, But Everything’s Fine’ Couple
This couple argued in the car on the way to the restaurant, but decided to just go to dinner anyway (said through clenched teeth). They figure they might as well have a good meal before they head back home for Round 2!