You know what they say - it’s better to be pissed off than to be, well, you know. However, a Texas man says he has been dealing with both ever since a strange woman walked on to his property and urinated in his driveway.

Mitch Zarsky says he was completely floored by surveillance video of a woman conducting some inappropriate business in between a couple cars parked in his driveway.

"It's like watching a train wreck," Zarsky said. "I had to watch it over and over again and I just couldn't believe it."

In the video, you can clearly see the woman, who Zarsky believes to be a process server, drop her drawers and pop-a-squat next to the man’s car. However, Zarsky says he doesn’t believe the woman chose such an odd location to relieve herself because she couldn’t hold it – pointing out that there was a relatively clean Port-a-Potty in the vicinity.

"She's making a statement," Zarsky said. "You've avoided me. You know I'll take care of you."

Interestingly, Zarsky is looking forward to the woman’s return because he has posted a message for her on his front door: "Check out your YouTube video process server granny… You're now famous worldwide."

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