October is just around the corner, which means we've been thinking about what we're going to be for Halloween for the past three months! If you weren't graced with such an abundance of foresight, don't fear -- we're here to guide you.

We may not steer you in the direction of what to be for Halloween, but we can definitely tell you that you do NOT want to wear any of these costumes, starting with ol' Miley Cyrus up there. Yes it's scary, but it's not good-scary. Here are some other Halloween disasters to avoid.