Farrah Abraham is taking this porn thing a lot more seriously than she takes parenthood or (planning parenthood). She's set to appear at a porn expo because, you know, she's super private about her sex tape.

A press release (viaStarcasm) for the EXXXOTICA South Florida expo reads, "Farrah will be appearing at the CLUB Spotlight booth (sponsored by CLUB magazine), Friday, May 31st and Saturday, June 1st where she will be available for photos with fans and signing her Vivid Celeb adult movie, 'Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom.'"

This is great news if you like tales of fantasy and porn stars who take their kids to business meetings. Parenthood!

One person who won't be there? Fellow 'Teen Mom' and current 'Couples Therapy' star Catelynn Lowell, who no-so-subtly slammed Abraham on Twitter:

 
"I know what jealousy looks like," Abraham told Us Weekly. "I am trying to be a role model for the other 'Teen Moms.' I try not to knock them down. I try to better them."

Then, perhaps to both better and weight-shame Lowell, Abraham added, "Catelynn has a weight issue, but I don't say harsh things about her to hurt her self-esteem."

Lowell's responses? We'll just leave these here.

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