Valentine's Day is less than two weeks away, and women everywhere are waiting the arrival of a "perfect" Valentine's Day. The perfect flowers, the perfect box of candy (in case you're wondering, that would be a handpicked box of Godivas. . just a helpful hint), and the perfect gift (which, by the way, is a box that holds something overpriced, shiny, and from an establishment whose name ends with 'Jewelers' and not 'Secret'. . again, just trying to help you guys out). We're expecting perfection, gentlemen. Are you ready to deliver?