If you want to make it through the holidays without having to call 9-1-1 here are a few things you might want to avoid talking about around the Christmas tree.
The next time someone invites you to a gender reveal party, ask them if there is going to be smoke generating pyrotechnic devices before you send your RSVP.
Congress passed an official resolution to observe Cinco de Mayo with appropriate ceremonies and activities. There you have it. Congress says to party your face off.
St. Patty's Day suddenly has the potential to get interesting after Governor Abbott announced that COVID health restriction will be lifted effective March 10.