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"'DEM BABIES" HAVE NAMES BUT MARIAH PLAYS GAME: MARIAH CAREY and NICK CANNON haven’t officially announced the names of their recently-born twins, but Mariah revealed a clue via Twitter yesterday. The new mom says both names begin with "M"s.

LINDSAY LOHAN vs BETTY WHITE!!! WHO YOU GOT???: BETTY WHITE blasted LINDSAY LOHAN in a British tabloid over the weekend, and according to TMZ, Lohan is telling friends the Golden Girl has no right to judge her.

CHALIE'S SHEEN-ANIGANS: CHARLIE SHEEN was definately not "winning" when his debut stage show in Detroit was greeted with boos, heckles, and refund demands from an angry audience ... those who didn't walk out in the middle of the show, that is.

BRITNEY SPEARS COULD BE TRUE COULD BE CRAP: BRITNEY SPEARS is back at the top of the charts and getting ready to go on tour, but according to Britain’s not-always-reliable The London Sun , “she’s on the most painfully stage-managed promotional tour showbiz has ever seen.”

MARIAH (ALMOST) GIVES BIRTH ON HER BIRTHDAY: MARIAH CAREY thought she was going to became a mom late Saturday night. Mariah was rushed to the hospital thinking she was having contractions, but it turned out to be a false alarm.

CHRS BROWN SORRY:I CHRIS BROWN has publicly apologized for his backstage temper tantrum following the now infamous "Good Morning America" interview. On BET's 106 and Park yesterday, Chris said

ELLEN CONFRONTS SELENA: ELLEN DeGENERES gave SELENA GOMEZ a bit of a hard time yesterday, and this one went a lot better than the Robin Roberts / Chris Brown on-air confrontation.

ROMANCE REPORT: Add BRADLEY COOPER and RENEE ZELLWEGER to the list of Hollywood couples who've fallen out of love. Apparently Bradley has decided he can do better and has reportedly broken up with her after a two-year romance.

THE MANY COURTROOM FACES OF LINDSAY LOHAN ... For details of her latest preliminary hearing -- and more importantly, what she wore this time -- check out this Hollywood Dirt Report.

Mike clowns on Bieber, Libya, Lohan, and Dancing With the Stars in the latest week ending installment of Mike's Morning Monologue

CHARLIE'S SHEEN-ANIGANS MAY HAVE COST HIM HIS T.V. SHOW: "Two and a Half Men" has been shut down for the season -- and CHARLIE SHEEN has only his big mouth is to blame.

LOHAN LUNACY: 1.) If LINDSAY LOHAN was hoping for mercy yesterday in her felony theft case, she left the courthouse sadly disappointed.