is cap'n crunch dead

Is Cap’n Crunch Dead?
Is Cap’n Crunch Dead?
Is Cap’n Crunch Dead?
There was an internet rumor setting the world on fire yesterday.  People were saying that Cap'n Crunch, whose full name by the way is Cap'n Horatio Magellan Crunch, was going the way of the dinosaurs after 48 years of smiling at us from the cereal aisle .  A world without the Cap'n?  NOOOOOOOO!