how to become a morning person

I’m Not A Morning Person!
I’m Not A Morning Person!
I’m Not A Morning Person!
I know, I know.  I should say, "Oh, I looooooooove it when my alarm clock goes off at 3 o'clock in the morning!  I can't think of anything I looooooooove more!"  Truth is, when my alarm clock goes off, it's best to duck, because there is a good chance that I will chuck it across the dang room!  So how do I drag my sorry behind out of bed and prepare to be entertaining?