Alright, kids, Easter egg hunts are canceled this year because egg prices are getting out of hand!!
The reason for these increases in egg prices is the bird flu which is killing millions of chickens.
Now, I can’t help with any of this but what I can help with is trying to take your mind off of these increasing egg prices with some egg-inspired pickup lines.
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It is time for your weekly grocery shopping trip. You go with list in hand. You think you are ready to adhere to it. You are probably doomed. Just a little.