This week, soccer player David Beckham showed off his considerable assets while simultaneously promoting his new bodywear collection with H&M. Prompting us to think, "Why hello there. How polite of you to carry a salami around in case we get hungry."
CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS (5/2/11): David Beckham - 36 Beautiful British soccer player. Posh Spice gets to get all smoove up with him ANYTIME SHE WANTS TO!!! Did you know they were invited to the Royal Wedding?