as heard on the show

FROM THE MIKE & TRICIA VAULT OF COMEDY: After news broke that Kim Kardashian was filing for divorce after 72 days, we were able to procure the number and pass code to her cellie and listened in on messages a few of her celebrity friends left her

Make-up reflects many things about you, ladies, including your personality. So say "make-up experts" who examined different styles, colors and applications in relation to personality. Here's what they found ... If you like Cat Eyes (below): You are a good friend/girlfriend who pays close attention to details and you are confident in your inner beauty...

CONFESSION WEDNESDAY - AS HEARD ON MIKE AND TRICIA MORNINGS (11/03/11): Esther called in the winning confession and won a pair of tickets to Cirque du Soliel . Listen to the horrible, heinous thing Esther confessed to recently doing

RELATIONSHIP REPORT - USING SCIENCE TO SPOT A LIAR: Pamela Meyer, the author of "Liespotting",  has studied people for years to find the most common behaviors of liars, and  now she's sharing her scientific expertise on how to detect them. Here are the eight secrets of spotting someone who might be lying to you

GOOD MORNING, GOOD LOOKING!!!: Want to wake up feeling like the sex goddess you are? Here are a few things the experts say you can do to wake up refreshed and ravishing!

MIKE’S FRIDAY MORNING MONOLOGUE (10/14/11): Mike’s end of the week attempt at being a late night TV comedian. This week, Mike brings the comedy hammer down on Ashton Kutcher, the Occupy Wall Street movement, the celebrity phone hacker, and more

RELATIONSHIP REPORT - HOW INTO YOU IS HE REALLY?: Sometimes it's hard to tell if your new guy is as serious about you as you are about him. If you are confused about his feelings, here are some ways to tell if he wants to be more than just friends

RULES TO KEEP HER HAPPY: Every guy who has ever paid one iota of attention to his lady's moods will tell you that life is so much easier when the wife or girlfriend is happy. Follow these rules to keep your honey happy

SIGNS HE’S NOT OVER HER: So the new guy you’re dating is great, he’s fantastic; he’s all that and then some! But you can’t help but think maybe he’s not completely over the ex yet.  How can you be sure you’re not competing with his unresolved feelings?

IF HE'S TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE MAYBE IT IS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE: It’s happened to many a woman: Mr. Right walks in, and bam! You’re picturing a walk down the aisle. But it's a fantasy for a reason.

RELATIONSHIP REPORT - AS HEARD ON MIKE AND TRICIA MORNINGS: We're always looking for clues that explain what others are like, especially when it comes to relationships. Thanks to ladies at Cosmo, we’re able to offer you insights into a man’s personality based on the food choices he makes.

CONFESSION WEDNESDAY (9/28/11) : Here’s an audio montage featuring some of the latest confessions called into the show. Included is the doggie