DRUNK DRIVER PULLS HERSELF OVER ... Nicole Scott of Sandusky, Ohio was driving her Dodge Avenger under the influence and thought she saw red and blue police lights up ahead, so she pulled over. But they weren't police lights. They were actually lights on the sign for a roller skating rink. Oh, and when she pulled over, she pulled right into a snow bank and got STUCK.

Not long after, some actual police did end up driving by, saw the car lodged in the snow, and stopped to help. That’s when they noticed Nicole wasn’t all there, if you know what I mean and I think you do.

 Nicole refused to take a sobriety test because she told the cops she wasn't driving, her friend Ray was driving but ran off. Then she changed the story to blame her friend Samantha. Then it was her friend Courtney. Then, finally, her friend Brittany was the one driving.

That’s about when the cops not only noticed a half-full bottle of Michelob Ultra in the car, they also observed the only footprints in the snow were Nicole's. She was arrested and charged with operating a vehicle under the influence and having an open container.

INDIANA CITY REFUSES TO NAME BUILDING AFTER MAYOR BECAUSE OF HIS NAME ... From 1934 to 1954, Fort Wayne, Indiana had a mayor who was so beloved he won four terms. He was mayor longer than anyone else in Fort Wayne history. Even so, the city is REFUSING to bend to popular demand and name a new government center after him because of his name: HARRY BAALS.

Deputy Mayor Beth Malloy said city leaders are refusing and will continue to despite public support because, quote, "We realize that while Harry Baals was a respected mayor, (but) not everyone outside of Fort Wayne will know that."