Stupid News: A Must-See Mug Shot & Man Calls 911 On Himself [Audio]
MUG SHOT OF THE YEAR CANDIDATE … 20-year-old David Davis of Stamford, Connecticut was getting his MASSIVE 'FRO cut and braided when all of a sudden, for some unexplained reason, he got into a fight with someone halfway through his haircut. David ended up STABBING that man with a pair of scissors. That got him a felony assault charge, and put an abrupt end to his haircut
And his mug shot is HI-larious … Ladies and Gentlemen ... presenting ... The Halfro!!! :
BURGLAR CALLS 911 ON HIMSELF … Timothy Chapek of Portland, Oregon broke into a house Monday night, but not long after, the owner - Hilary Mackenzie - got home. So Timothy PANICKED. He proceeded to lock himself in her bathroom and call 911 ON HIMSELF!!!
Meanwhile, Hilary was making a 911 call of her own, and from the sound of her call, she wasn't considering Timothy to be too much of a threat.
Timothy was arrested and charged with criminal trespass ...