"All I Want for Christmas Is You" is one of a handful of Christmas songs I look forward to playing every year. I'm not a Christmas song hater by any means, but when you've been playing them every year since 1980, as I have, and you're pretty much a captive audience when they come on, as I am, you have a whole new appreciation for the volume control.

But when Mariah comes on, I'm cranking it up to "11". ('Spinal Tap' reference :)) I mean, who can resist a song about a woman who doesn't care about presents or lights; all she desires for Christmas is to spend time with her lovah. Not this guy!