SHE FORGOT THEM..!!…by Tony Bravo

Last night I treated my wife Rosie to a lavish Broadway Musical at the elegant Plaza Theater to see the wonderful production of  "Wicked".  We both got dressed up for the occasion. Me, in my $900 dollar suit, (plus tax)..and she in a beautiful cocktail dress. It was opening night, and we had great seats, center stage, orchestra section. We sat down with great anticipation to witness the best Broadway Musical of the decade. I turned to to my wife and discovered, to my dismay....SHE FORGOT THE BURRITOS..!!! Nothing enhances the enjoyment of great theater more than the taste of Huevo con Chorizo, wrapped around a warm flour tortilla..!!!