Once upon a time in the 90's, a commercial objectified a man to sell it's product.  It was a brief, shining moment, and we all LOVED IT!

http://youtu.be/HCP0R3ZF7CQ

The guy in the commercial is Lucky Vanous, and he turns 50 years old today.  In the days before DVR's or TiVo or youtube, you used to have to catch this commercial when you could.  I had a friend who taped it on a VHS tape (google it, kids), so she could drool over his shirtless hotness!

Interesting trivia note - the last woman to speak is the girl from Sixteen Candles.  She played Jake Ryan's girlfriend, Caroline in the movie. 

Thank gawd for youtube!