Holy friggin crap, it's really happening. Nabisco just announced they're rolling out Red Velvet Oreos. It's a great time to be alive, people; Girl Scout Cookie Season and Red Velvet Oreos! It's life's way of rewarding us for giving up on our New Year's Resolution to lose weight.

Tell me this doesn't sound like a slice of heaven on Earth: red cookies and cream cheese-flavored filling. Cream cheese-flavored filling?! Hells yeah. Get in my belly!

Red Velvet Oreos hit store shelves on February 2nd and will be on sale for at least six weeks.