Mike’s The Stupid News: Police in Florida Able to Figure Out Who Bit a Man Because Most of the Suspects Did Not Have Teeth

MIKE'S THE STUPID NEWS - TAKING A BITE MARK OUT OF CRIME: Tina Gonzales of East Naples, Florida was throwing a birthday party for her son over the Memorial Day weekend, and - like a lot kids birthday parties - the kids ate cake and the adults got hammered.

For some unexplained reason, one of Tina's neighbors got into an argument with one of the party-goers, which led to someone from the party biting him. 

Cops were called, but no one would own up to doing the deed. Eventually, through a bit of detective work they were able to pin it on Tina. How, you ask? The police determined none of the other adults had enough teeth to make the bite pattern in the neighbor's arm!!! Most, the report stated, had no teeth.  Only Tina had enough.  Case closed.

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