PARIS HILTON GOES COMMANDO - WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?: When PARIS HILTON celebrated her 33rd birthday at a West Hollywood nightclub this past weekend, she was in such a rush to hit the red carpet she accidentally forgot to put on underwear.

Kidding! She's loves attention, she wore a dress with a thigh-high slit, and nothing underneath on purpose. And, yes, there are pictures. I gotta warn you though, you can see stubble. (PHOTO) (PHOTO) (PHOTO)

If birthday crotch isn't your thing, then might I interest you in a slightly more classy "#BirthdayBunny" shot? ...