Mike’s the Stupid News: Women Start Fight After No One Wants to Pay Them to Flash Their Breasts

Last week 28-year-old Alicia Martin and 23-year-old Kathryn Rayannic of St. James City, Florida, were drinking at a bar, and as happens when one over-indulges, they ran out of money. But they wanted to keep drinking, so they started walking around the bar offering to flash the girls for beer money. Not only did no one take them up on their offer, customers actually told them to stop harassing everyone.

That's when Alicia and Kathryn went nuts and shoved and punched one female employee, and pulled a knife on another employee who tried to intervene. Alicia -- the one who pulled the knife -- was arrested and charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and battery. Kathryn was charged with disorderly conduct. Why didn't anyone want them some of this? ...