REAL MAN AND WOMAN OF GENIUS: A Philadelphia woman tried to hire a hitman on her Facebook wall! London Eley posted this bit of incriminating evidence for all her “friends” to see: “I will pay somebody a stack to kill my baby father.”

Some dude named Timothy Bynum was actually dumb enough to take up the offer! He responded to her post with "say no more," "what he look like?" "where he be at," "need dat stack 1st," and "ima mop that bull." Needless to say, it didn’t take long for the intended target to find out about the plot and go to police. Both Eley and Bynum were arrested. Worst. Murder. For. Hire. Plot. Ever.