Mike’s the Stupid News: Woman Stabs Husband over ‘Cosmo’ Quiz
Guys, here is a great reason not to let your woman talk you into taking one of those relationship quizzes in “Cosmopolitan”: if she doesn’t like how you answer, she may try to kill you!
As ludicrous as that may sound, that’s exactly what went down the other day in Mesa, Arizona. 22-year-old Noelle Clough and her husband were taking one of those “Cosmo” quizzes about exes and things got ugly fast. It’s not clear what exactly made each other angry, but the argument ended with Noelle’s stabbing her husband in the back with a four-inch paring knife. Noelle was arrested on suspicion of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.
No word on which ‘Cosmo’ quiz it was. That’s too bad; it would’ve been helpful to know. Am I right, fellas?