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Mike’s the Stupid News – Woman Stabs Boyfriend after He Farts in Her Face

A Florida woman was arrested for attacking her boyfriend with a knife, but she claimed he was the first to use a deadly weapon — by deliberately passing gas in her face!

Deborah Ann Burns of Immokalee, Florida, cut the man on the arm and abdomen after she says he cut the cheese when walking past her as she tried to watch television. I’m surprised no guy has ever been stabbed for this before. According to the police report, she first threw the knife in his direction, then went outside to grab a large stick that she used to smack him when he started screaming at her. Burns is being held on charges of aggravated battery.

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