Mike’s The Stupid News: Woman Gives Birth in a 7-Eleven Parking Lot, Comes Close to Naming Newborn “Big Gulp” [PHOTO]

 OH THANK HEAVEN FOR  THE 7-ELEVEN PARKING LOT:  Lisa Cravener of Fairplay, Colorado went into labor with her third child recently, and as her husband Jim were rushing her to the hospital, they realized the baby wasn't going to wait until they got there. So she had him pull over into a ‘7-Eleven’ parking lot. Three minutes later, she gave birth to a son.

Lisa told her hometown paper she briefly thought about naming the kid BIG GULP as homage to where the child was born. Instead she and Jim decided to name him Hunter. But they’ll call him “Big Gulp” as a nickname. Both Lisa and "Big Gulp" are doing well. Until he finds out his mom cost him a lifetime endorsement deal with 7-Eleven, all because she let better sense prevail, that is.