Mike’s the Stupid News – Subway Employee Puts His Junk on Sandwich Bread and Instagrams It

What the hell is wrong with fast food employees nowadays? You'd think that, with all the recent news stories of fast food workers getting fired for posting photos of themselves doing unspeakable things to food, this Dublin, Ohio Subway employee would know better than to Instagram a photo of himself adding a new meat choice to sandwiches.

The “Sandwich Artist” uploaded a picture of his tiny junk on a Subway roll with the caption, "My name is @ianjett and I will be your sandwich artist today." The incriminating photo was deleted, but it had already gone viral. And although Ian claims the disturbing photo was taken at home and not at his workplace, the chain restaurant has fired him. Jesus, people; If you don't like your job then QUIT!

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