Mike’s the Stupid News: Stinky Fart Leads to Domestic Violence Call
South Carolina cops were called to the scene of a potentially deadly domestic situation where a gas leak nearly caused a major explosion – a gas leak from the back end of a 46-year-old man, that is!
Shannon Manatis allegedly sprayed vanilla-scented Lysol on her husband, Michael, after he let out a fart that was pungent enough “to make her want to puke.” After she sprayed the disinfectant, Michael threw water on her and then tossed the plastic bottle at her. He later claimed she sprayed the Lysol into his eyes, but Shannon claimed she simply sprayed it in his general direction.
Police heard both sides to the story, and after consulting with a local judge, determined there wasn’t enough probable cause to make any arrests. Sounds like a big stink over nothing. Hopefully, these two crazy kids can clear the air! Hi-Yo!