Mike’s the Stupid News: Sherriffs Find Meth Lab after Men Call 911 on Themselves [PHOTO]

THIS IS WHY YOU DON’T MIX BUSINESS WITH PLEASURE: Two Georgia men who dialed 911 to report a home invasion were arrested after cops showed up and found a meth lab instead of intruders. When officers arrived to the residence, Brian Johnson and Brian Austin pointed them in the direction of a back bedroom, where they said the intruders were attempting to escape -- in a boat!

Naturally, the statement aroused the cop’s suspicions so they decided to look around and found evidence the two Brians were manufacturing crystal meth. Said a police spokesperson with the Effingham County Sheriff's Office, “Deputies realized the two men were hallucinating [and] were so high they called 911 on themselves."