Mike’s the Stupid News: Senior Citizen Busted Doing 85 on Three-Wheeled Cycle in His Undies

SAUCED AND SPEEDY SENIOR: A senior citizen in Florida led cops on a high-speed chase while driving a three-wheeled cycle ... in his underwear.

68 year-old George Corno was pulled over after police spotted him driving erratically, and topping speeds of 85 miles per hour. He told cops he was speeding away from his home after an argument with his girlfriend.

When asked why he’d had neglected to wear pants, Corno replied he "didn't realize" he'd left them at home, then admitted to being "bombed out of his mind." That admission resulted in a field sobriety test he promptly failed, which led to his arrest on DUI charges.