Mike’s the Stupid News: Phony Cop Foils Phony Robber
PHONY COP BUSTS PHONY ROBBER: A woman who tried to rob a Florida convenience store with a fake gun had that attempt foiled when a clerk summoned his inner fake police! Wilnelia Caraballo was wearing a clear plastic mask and carrying an "Uzi-type" toy gun when she approached a clerk and demanded cash.
Another clerk who was stocking the cooler at the time sensed the wannabe stick-up gal was a little on the drunkitty-drunk side, and shouted "Palm Bay police, get on the ground!" Caraballo complied and was held by the unarmed, un-uniformed Kangaroo Express employees until the real cops arrived.