Mike’s the Stupid News: Ohio Woman Resists Arrest, Sprays Breast Milk at Cops

A woman in Delaware, Ohio was arrested for spraying police officers with breast milk. Police were called to a disturbance at a wedding reception Saturday night and found an unidentified man standing by his car.

He told them he'd just gotten into an argument with his wife, 30-year-old Stephanie Robinette, who was drunk and had locked herself in the car. When the deputies tried to get her out of the car, she told them she was a breastfeeding mother. When that didn't stop their efforts to remove her, Stephanie whipped out one of the girls and went all ‘say hello to my little friend’ on them, squirting breast milk on the officers.

Stephanie was arrested for domestic violence, assault, obstructing official business, disorderly conduct, and resisting arrest.