Police in Portland, Oregon responded to a call Tuesday night about a naked woman bound and gagged in the back-seat of a car. Nikolas Harbar told officers he and his girlfriend - Stephanie Morgan Pelzner - were "doing some Valentine's Day role-playing.” The couple was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct. Obviously the ‘love’ is out of the wifey and I's relationship. We just went to Olive Garden.

DON’T FORGET YOUR VALENTINE:And speaking of police calls on Valentine’s Day ... A 22-year old woman in Cincinnati, Ohio was arrested for allegedly threatening her boyfriend with a knife after he forget what day it was on the calendar. According to investigators, Kierra Reed got into an argument with Henry Brown when she did not receive a Valentine’s Day present from him. They added that when they arrived on the scene, Brown had locked himself in the bedroom and Kierra was trying to cut through the door with the knife. They’ll probably break up now, which means guys – she’ll be available!!! You know you want you some of this ...