Mike’s the Stupid News: Mother Arrested for Stripping Onstage During School Assembly

An Albany, New York mom is facing charges of child endangerment and lewdness after she got up on stage during an assembly at her son’s school and started to strip. Aw man, I am so thankful the most embarrassing thing my mom ever did was give me a big kiss on the cheek and call me "mijo" in front of my friends!

Anyways, according to school officials, 24-year-old Aydrea Meaders showed up at her son’s elementary school assembly and went up on stage, where there was some music and dancing going on.

At first, school officials said everyone was cool with it even though she, quote, "wasn't an expected part of the routine” because “she wasn't doing anything inappropriate."
Until she was. "Suddenly, she threw off her coat and stripped from the waist up." Staff members rushed to stop the assembly and clear the auditorium, and then they called the police.

No one knows why Meaders decided to dance topless at her kid's school, and she hasn't given an explanation. Perhaps her crazy pigeon-eyed mug shot might offer a clue.