Mike’s the Stupid News: Mom Makes Out with Jailed Son to Pass Him Drugs
Most of us would like to think there’s nothing our mother wouldn’t do for us, and for many moms that truly is the case. It’s certainly true for Kimberly Margeson of New York. Police say the 54-year-old mom made a jail house visit to her 30-year-old son, William, and passed him drugs by … wait for it … French kissing him! I’ll give you a few seconds to recover from the dry heaves.
According to the Yates County Sheriff’s Department, Kimberly had two Oxycodone pills in her mouth and slipped them to her son during the make out session. The spit exchange earned them both misdemeanors for promoting prison contraband, got mom arrested on a felony drug charge.
That’s so sad. I mean, my mom and I don’t need drugs to make out. I keed, I keed!