Miss USA Contestant Gives Dumb Answer - Actually Uses Word ‘Theirselves’: Miss California Alyssa Campanella was crowned Miss USA Sunday night in Las Vegas. Yay for her, but the real stand-out was Miss Alabama, Madeline Mitchell.

Ms. Mitchell wants to be an elementary school teacher, but during one of the final questions posed to her, she actually used the made up word "theirselves." Then added this gem:  "As Miss USA, I would be a great Miss USA as well." Listen ...

As dumb as that sounded, the All-Time Dumbest Answer to a pageant question - hands down- came from out of the mouth of Miss Teen USA South Carolina in 2007 ...

And here it is, again, with subtitles ...