FRIENDS ARRESTED AFTER PRETENDING TO GET ARRESTED:Ryan Letchford and Jeffrey Olsen, two drunks in South Jersey, spotted an empty police van recently, and thought it would be a hoot to break into the vehicle and take pictures of themselves pretending to be in custody. Imagine their surprise when the van locked behind them, trapping the morons inside.

A third drunk friend eventually found the Geniuses but was unable to free them, forcing the buddy to call 911 for help.

The deputy who showed up busted the pair out, then arrested the dumb duo for attempted theft of a motor vehicle, criminal mischief and public drunkenness.