Mike’s the Stupid News: Man Pulls Gun After Neighbor Farts

72-year-old Daniel Collins of Teaneck, New Jersey has been feuding with a neighbor in his apartment complex for a while now. Well, things between them reached their breaking point Monday night after Daniel says he heard the other man walk in front of his apartment door and fart in his general direction.

And even though his door was closed, and Daniel almost certainly couldn't smell any of the noxious fumes, it was enough to put him over the edge. Daniel grabbed his gun, busted out of his apartment, and pointed it at his neighbor. He allegedly told the man, quote, "I'm going to put a hole in your head." That’s when the neighbor took off, and called the cops.

Daniel was arrested and charged with aggravated assault, possession of a weapon for an unlawful purpose, unlawful possession of a firearm, and making terroristic threats.