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Mike’s the Stupid News: Man Calls 911 to Order a Cheeseburger [AUDIO]

52-year-old Gregory Jackson of New Castle, Indiana got hammered this past Friday and you know how it is; next thing you know you’re jonesing for a cheeseburger. But instead of finding a drive-thru like most drunks would do, Jackson called 911. The first time he called, the dispatcher hung up on him because it clearly wasn’t an emergency …

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But Gregory continued to call . . .

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SEVEN MORE TIMES in 90 minutes! Each time, I might add, the dispatcher FAILED to ask if he wanted fries with that, but I digress. Police eventually went to his house and NOT with cheeseburgers in hand either. Instead they arrested Jackson on an outstanding warrant for previously failing to show up to a court date. And to add insult to injury, it was PB & J night at the county jail. Sad face.

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