Mike’s the Stupid News: Man Calls 911 to Order a Cheeseburger [AUDIO]
52-year-old Gregory Jackson of New Castle, Indiana got hammered this past Friday and you know how it is; next thing you know you’re jonesing for a cheeseburger. But instead of finding a drive-thru like most drunks would do, Jackson called 911. The first time he called, the dispatcher hung up on him because it clearly wasn't an emergency ...
But Gregory continued to call . . .
SEVEN MORE TIMES in 90 minutes! Each time, I might add, the dispatcher FAILED to ask if he wanted fries with that, but I digress. Police eventually went to his house and NOT with cheeseburgers in hand either. Instead they arrested Jackson on an outstanding warrant for previously failing to show up to a court date. And to add insult to injury, it was PB & J night at the county jail. Sad face.